Pick Up Lines for Hard To Get Girls!!!

Nanaginip ako…

nakita kong
may batang lumapit sayo at
nagsabi:

“gus2 mong balde?”

ikaw ay nagtaka..

kayat kanyang winika:

“umaapaw kc ang
kagandahan mo..”

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boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai?

girl: huh? baket? birthday mo ngayon?

boy: hindi ko birthday. wala lang. i just want to siomai love for you..

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Hi Goodmorning
can i ask u nasan ka kagabi?

bakit wala ka sa panaginip ko?

d tuloi sweet ang dream ko.


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ikaw ha..
puro ka tlga lakwatsa..

pati sa panaginip ko
nakakarating ka..

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Boy: Miss naliligaw po ako pede po pakituro ang daan?

Girl: Saan ka ba nakatira ?

Boy: dyan po sa puso mo


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boy: miss may slot pb?
gurl: saan?

boy: sa puso mo..

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boy: bzzzz i'm a bee bzzzz
gurl: ano pinagsasabi mo jan, nasiraan ka ba?
boy: pwede bang ako nalang ang bee?
gurl (laughs) ano kaya trip netoh. ahah cge na nga
boy: yahoo! i'm a bee and you'll be my honey..

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girl : pano kung kunwari..

boy : kunwari ano?

girl : mapunta tau sa isang sitwasyon.. na isa lng pwede mong piliin

boy : huh?

girl : kunwari.. nalulunod ako at ung kapatid mo.. tapos isa lng samin pwede mo iligtas... sino samin ililigtas mo?

boy : uhmmm.. syempre ung kapatid ko..

girl : (sad face) sabi ko na nga ba eh T.T

boy : ililigtas ko ung kapatid.. tapos babalikan kita...

girl : e sabi na isa lng pwede iligtas eh

boy : alam ko...

girl : bat mo ko babalikan?

boy : sasamahan kitang malunod.. para d na tau mag kahiwalay pa..

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If nothing last forever
will you be my nothing?

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Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
Girl: Why?
Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine..

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sana naging damit na lang ako...

...para kahit minsan i-try mo ko, kung bagay ako sayo...


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sana naging camera nalng ako,

para sa tuwing titingin ako sayo...

ngingitian mo ko..u

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pwede ba kitang habulin?


sabi kasi sa commercial:

habulin mo happiness mo!

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ui san ka? pde mo ba ko smahan?...

...forever? --,

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if nothing last forever...

...will you be my nothing?..ehehe..

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here...

let me tie your shoe laces,

so you wont fall for anyone else..
~ ahihi

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kung posporo ka,

at

posporo ako...


...teNteNenen...

..eh di

MATCH tayo!

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lets commit the perfect crime:

i'LL steal your heart...

and you steal mine...

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bkt ba lagi kang nakasabit dyan?

e, pwede ka namang mahulog sakin.

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aanhin mo pa ang bahay nyo..

kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko..

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kung ikaw ay puno at ako ay baging,

pwde ba kitang gapangin?

un un eh! haha

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aq na mgba2yad ng tuition fee mo..

bsta ang pgaaralan mu lang ay mahalin ako

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kung globe ka at globe ako...

at lahat ay posible sa globe...

posible bang maging tayo?

haha katibay!

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hi, excuse me relihyoso ka ba?

..ikaw kasi sagot sa mga panalangin ko

~ toinks!

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alam mo,

minsan,

gusto kitang patirin bigla..

para dretsong mahulog ka sakin..

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bastos ka din noh?

pano, di ka man lang kasi kumakatok...

tuloy2 ka lang pumasok sa puso ko..

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Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

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Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??

Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

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Uy picture tayo!!

Para ma-develop tayo!!

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Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??

Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

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Can i take your picture??

'Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

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Exam ka ba??

Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

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Lecture mo ba ako??

Lab kasi kita..

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Centrum ka ba??

Kasi you make my life complete!!

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Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??

Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

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Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??

Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

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Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??

Kasi type kita..

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I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..

'Coz i can't last a day without you!!

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Ibibili kita ng salbabida..

Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

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Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??

Single kasi ako eh..

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Me lisensya ka ba??

Coz you're driving me crazy eh..

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1May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??

May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang oras ko..

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Am i a bad shooter??

Coz i keep on missing you..

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Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??

O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

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Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??

Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

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Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??

Because you give meaning to my life..

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Bangin ka ba??

Nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

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Pustiso ka ba??

Kasi, can't smile without you..

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Pagod na pagod ka na noh??

Maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..


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Me butas ba puso mo??

Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!

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Anung height mo??

Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

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Hey, did you fart??

Coz you blew me away!!

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Sana "V" na lang ako..

Para i'm always right next to "U"

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Ako ay isang exam...kaya sagutin mo na ako...

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Mag empake ka...sama ka sakin....punta tayo home for the aged......

Kasi i wanna grow old with you......

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Alarm clock ka ba?

Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso.....

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Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?......

Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo.....

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Nung mahalin kita.....daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa......

I can't move on....

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Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?

Pag ngumiti ka kc...may spark....

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"Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..

Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.."

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You look like someone I know

My next Girlfriend

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Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo!

Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.

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Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa...

You know, we just click.

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Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na 'to,

O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?

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May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist...

Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

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Kung may business ako, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura,

'Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa'yo lang ako magmamahal.

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Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta...

Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.

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Miss meron ka ba ERASER??

Hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

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Papapulis kita

Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko..

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I lost my number.

Can i have yours?

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I forgot your name.

***Can i call you mine?

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thanks to tristan cafe and nakboo26

Smart Money Fund Transfer Service

1. Go to SMART Menu and select SMART Money.
2. Select Transfer and press OK.
3. Select Others, press OK.
4. Enter your beneficiary’s SMART Money number (5577 5158 0109 8103), press OK.
5. You will receive a prompt message, press OK.
6. Select source of funds, press OK.
7. Enter amount you would like to send, press OK.
8. You will receive a prompt message to confirm your transaction, press OK.
9. Enter W-PIN, press OK.
10. You will receive a confirmation message of your transaction.

Reset for Canon MP190 series

solution 1

plug the printer to the power source
press stop/reset buttons together power buttons
while pressing power button click stop/reset 4x
w8 to initialize first the printer if the lead or display become 0
press stop/reset 4x..............


solution 2

whoever filled your inks should have expalined to you on how to do it if it was filled professionally,
just turn on machine
hold down the stop/reset button for a while
it will bypass the inks sensor and let you print but your machine wont know how much ink are in the tanks but it will work and you will have to do this everytime you get your inks filled.

Keyboard Shortcuts for Windows

Leave your mouse behind and work more efficient on Windows system with these keyboard shortcuts.

Windows key + R = Run menu

Windows key + E = Explorer

ALT + Tab = Switch between windows

ALT, Space, X = Maximize window

CTRL + Shift + Esc = Task Manager

Windows key + Break = System properties

Windows key + F = Search

Windows key + D = Hide/Display all windows

CTRL + C = copy

CTRL + X = cut

CTRL + V = paste

ALT + Esc = Switch between running applications

ALT + letter = Select menu item by underlined letter

CTRL + Esc = Open Program Menu

CTRL + F4 = Close active document or group windows (does not work with some applications)

ALT + F4 = Quit active application or close current window

ALT + [-] = Open Control menu for active document

CTRL + Left/Right arrow = Move cursor forward or back one word

CTRL + Up/Down arrow = Move cursor forward or back one paragraph

F1 = Open Help for active application

Windows key + M = Minimize all open windows

Shift + Windows key + M = Undo minimize all open windows

Windows key + F1 = Open Windows Help

Windows key + Tab = Cycle through the Taskbar buttons

Windows key + Break = Open the System Properties dialog box


Accessibility Shortcuts :

Right SHIFT for eight seconds........ Switch FilterKeys on and off.

Left ALT +left SHIFT +PRINT SCREEN....... Switch High Contrast on and off.

Left ALT +left SHIFT +NUM LOCK....... Switch MouseKeys on and off.

SHIFT....... five times Switch StickyKeys on and off.

NUM LOCK...... for five seconds Switch ToggleKeys on and off.


Explorer Shortcuts :

END....... Display the bottom of the active window.

HOME....... Display the top of the active window.

NUM LOCK+ASTERISK....... on numeric keypad (*) Display all subfolders under the selected folder.

NUM LOCK+PLUS SIGN....... on numeric keypad (+) Display the contents of the selected folder.

NUM LOCK+MINUS SIGN....... on numeric keypad (-) Collapse the selected folder.

LEFT ARROW...... Collapse current selection if it's expanded, or select parent folder.

RIGHT ARROW....... Display current selection if it's collapsed, or select first subfolder.


Run Box (Windows Key + R) or Start Run Short command :

devmgmt.msc = Device Manager

msinfo32 = System Information

cleanmgr = Disk Cleanup

ntbackup = Backup or Restore Wizard (Windows Backup Utility)

mmc = Microsoft Management Console

excel = Microsoft Excel (If Installed)

msaccess = Microsoft Access (If Installed)

powerpnt = Microsoft PowerPoint (If Installed)

winword = Microsoft Word (If Installed)

frontpg = Microsoft FrontPage (If Installed)

notepad = Notepad

wordpad = WordPad

calc = Calculator

msmsgs = Windows Messenger

mspaint = Microsoft Paint

wmplayer = Windows Media Player

rstrui = System Restore

netscp6 = Netscape 6.x

netscp = Netscape 7.x

netscape = Netscape 4.x

control = Opens the Control Panel

control printers = Opens the Printers Dialog


Internetbrowser :

Type in adress "google", then press [Right CTRL] and [Enter]
add www. and .com to word and go to it


For Windows XP:

Copy. CTRL + C

Cut. CTRL + X

Paste. CTRL + V

Undo. CTRL + Z

Delete. DELETE

Delete selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin. SHIFT + DELETE

Copy selected item. CTRL while dragging an item

Create shortcut to selected item. CTRL + SHIFT while dragging an item

Rename selected item. F2

Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word. CTRL + RIGHT ARROW

Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word. CTRL + LEFT ARROW

Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph. CTRL + DOWN ARROW

Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph. CTRL + UP ARROW

Highlight a block of text. CTRL + SHIFT with any of the arrow keys

Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text within a document. SHIFT with any of the arrow keys

Select all. CTRL + A

Search for a file or folder. F3

View properties for the selected item. ALT + ENTER

Close the active item, or quit the active program. ALT + F4

Opens the shortcut menu for the active window. ALT + SPACEBAR

Close the active document in programs that allow you to have multiple documents open simultaneously. CTRL + F4

Switch between open items. ALT + TAB

Cycle through items in the order they were opened. ALT + ESC

Cycle through screen elements in a window or on the desktop. F6

Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer. F4

Display the shortcut menu for the selected item. SHIFT + F10

Display the System menu for the active window. ALT + SPACEBAR

Display the Start menu. CTRL + ESC

Display the corresponding menu. ALT + Underlined letter in a menu name

Carry out the corresponding command. Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu

Activate the menu bar in the active program. F10

Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu. RIGHT ARROW

Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu. LEFT ARROW

Refresh the active window. F5

View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer. BACKSPACE

Cancel the current task. ESC

SHIFT when you insert a CD into the CD-ROM drive Prevent the CD from automatically playing.

Use these keyboard shortcuts for dialog boxes :


To Press

Move forward through tabs. CTRL + TAB

Move backward through tabs. CTRL + SHIFT+TAB

Move forward through options. TAB

Move backward through options. SHIFT + TAB

Carry out the corresponding command or select the corresponding option. ALT+Underlined letter

Carry out the command for the active option or button. ENTER

Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box. SPACEBAR

Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons. Arrow keys
Display Help. F1

Display the items in the active list. F4

Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box. BACKSPACE

Windows XP always shows Access Denied

If you are always getting Access Denied errors when trying to connect to a XP computer on your home or buisness network, and you know you have the correct user names and passwords on the computer, the solution may be a simple registry edit.

Click the read more to find the solution

1. Click Start then Run and type -> Regedit – click OK
2. Go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE / SYSTEM / CurrentControlSet / Control / Lsa
3. Change the value of a key called “restrictanonymous” to 0 instead of 1
4. Be sure you change the right one as you Don’t want to change “restrictanonymoussam” value.
5. Next shut down RegEdit and Reboot your computer.

Mario Forever 4.0

Mario Forever is a very good remake of the venerable classic game -- Super Mario. Once again you strap on your wrench and hardhat and guide the chubby plumber through many skillfully made levels. The diversity of the levels is very impressive. You will have to get through levels ranging from underwater caverns to levels filled with hot lava. Version 4 includes many updates, enhancements, and bug fixes. In new version you´ll find a level editor and new hidden map in save selector area. Mario Worker as level editor.

link: >http://www.mediafire.com/file/mtknvjitwit/MarioForever.rar

VirtualDJ

VirtualDJ is the hottest MP3 mixing software, targeting every DJ from bedroom DJs to professional superstars like Carl Cox.
With its breakthrough BeatLock engine, your songs will always stay in the beat, and you can work your mixes incredibly faster than any other DJ could.

link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/gxjytygzez5/VirtualDJ6.0.rar

Jet Audio 7.5

JetAudio is integrated multimedia software composed of a single compact rack. Not only does it play various music and video files, but it also has other features such as CD burning, recording, conversion to other file formats, and so on. In addition to these features, you have the ability to create your own Internet broadcasting by using JetCast, which is provided with JetAudio. Play all major file formats and discs, including WAV, MP3, MP3Pro, OGG, WMA, MPG, AVI, WMV, MIDI, RM, and video, and audio CD.

link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/m4mjmuytlxy/jetaudio.rar

Tune Up Utilities 2009

TuneUp Utilities 2009 can make your Windows operating system faster, more comfortable and more secure with just a few mouse clicks.

link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ywzkwoyklnq/VistaManager v3.0.2.rar

Vista Manager 3.0.2

Vista Manager is a powerful system utility which helps you to optimize and tweak, clean up your Windows Vista. It will increase you system speed, improve system security and suit your idea!

link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ywzkwoyklnq/VistaManager v3.0.2.rar

SUPER Audio Video Converte

SUPER © Simplified Universal Player Encoder & Renderer.
A GUI to FFmpeg, MEncoder, MPlayer, x264, musepack,
monkey's audio, true audio, wavpack, ffmpeg2theora
and the theora/vorbis RealProducer plugIn.

If you need a simple, yet very efficient tool to convert (encode) or play any Multimedia file,
without reading manuals or spending long hours training, then SUPER © is all you need.
It is a Multimedia Encoder and a Multimedia Player, easy-to-use with 1 simple click.


SUPER © "The Player" surpasses any known player by supporting just
any Multimedia file format. SUPER © plays files that cannot be played with
WMP or even other libavcodec-based players like MPC and VLC.
SUPER © also plays and saves Internet Media Streams of different
protocols ( mms:// rtsp:// http://)

SUPER © "The Encoder" is the fastest and simplest tool to encode full
length movies to any other format without any time or function limitation.

link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/wty3t5ynzyi/SUPERsetup(2).rar

How to delete old custom status message in Yahoo Messenger?

You can do it by editing your registry

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\ Software\ yahoo\ pager\ profiles\ {yahooID}\ Custom Msgs
it's not recommended that one go delving into their registry unless they have a good working knowledge of the possible impact should something go astray.

Canon Printer Reset

Here are instructions:

The MPTool is designed for service works with the printer Canon MP-Series
when in Low-Level mode. This is NOT the same as "service mode"

Currently supported for
MP150, MP160, MP170, MP180, MP450, MP460. MP150, MP160, MP170, MP180, MP450, MP460.

BEFORE activating MPTool...you need to

To activate LOW LEVEL mode:

1. Unplug the power cord to the printer for a moment.

2. Then, hold down the on/off button while plugging in the power cord.
Keep holding the on/off button down.

3. Right away the green power light (in the button) will turn on solid.
Keep holding the on/off button down.

4. Press and release the Stop/Reset button.
(the button w a red triangle in a red circle)

5. Now you can release the on/off button.


The green power light will go off and the yellow Alarm light will stay on.
Now you can run MPTOOL and resetting the ink counters will work.

Your printer will show up as "another" Cannon printer.
When you finish you must again unplug the power cord for a moment
and then just plug it back in. After you do this, you'll see both
printers listed in Printers (control panel) and one will show as
offline. You can then rename this offline printer as "Low Mode Canon"
or whatever works for you so you don't mix it up with other functions.

link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/y5gnnfm3kgy/MPTool.rar

How to Disable the Windows Security Alerts

Remove Windows Security Alert Popups

Windows XP SP2 added the security center to monitor firewall, automatic updates, and antivirus settings and to warn users when there is a problem. This is a good idea for the most part, since it gives a visual warning to the user when their antivirus or firewall have been disabled or changed.

However, what if your computer doesnt connect to the internet often enough to update your antivirus, or if you have purposely turned off the Automatic Updates feature. Maybe you dont want Windows to warn you each time you restart your computer or modify something.

I have had several instances where the Windows XP SP2 Security Alert balloons were more of a nuisance than anything else.


How to Turn off Security Alert Notifications


1. Open the Control Panel
2. Double-click on the Security Center icon
3. Click on the option "Change the way Security Center alerts me"
4. Uncheck the alert settings boxes you wish and click Ok

That's it. 4 simple steps can make a big difference.

Hope it helps...