Update for Windows XP (KB971029)

AutoRun is a Windows feature that allows files or programs to immediately run as soon as a removable media device, such as a USB stick or CD-ROM, is connected to a computer.AutoRun feature could allow malicious code to spread. One of the vectors by which the infectious Conficker, or Downadup, worm propagates is through pen drives / other removable storage medias

Microsoft has fixed a problem that prevents users from selectively disabling AutoRun features in an effort to stop the Conficker worm from spreading.
Microsoft said it recommends all customers to install the update, which affects all supported Windows versions.

Install this update to restrict AutoRun entries in the AutoPlay dialog to only CD and DVD drives. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.

link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/zvuddnfowyj/WindowsXP-KB971029-x86-ENU.exe

Operation Air Assault 2

Operation Air Assault 2 , Due to a continued threat from international terrorism and the enemy advancement within the last couple of years, Midas have taken up arms and are launching a second wave of attacks on the radical militia group intent on bringing the world to it's knee's.

link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ydmmqzenn5m/Operation.Air.Assault.2.rar

Internet Download Manager 5.18

Internet Download Manager (IDM) is a tool to increase download speeds by up to 5 times, resume and schedule downloads. Comprehensive error recovery and resume capability will restart broken or interrupted downloads due to lost connections, network problems, computer shutdowns, or unexpected power outages. Simple graphic user interface makes IDM user friendly and easy to use.Internet Download Manager has a smart download logic accelerator that features intelligent dynamic file segmentation and safe multipart downloading technology to accelerate your downloads. Unlike other download managers and accelerators Internet Download Manager segments downloaded files dynamically during download process and reuses available connections without additional connect and login stages to achieve best acceleration performance.

Internet Download Manager supports proxy servers, ftp and http protocols, firewalls, redirects, cookies, authorization, MP3 audio and MPEG video content processing. IDM integrates seamlessly into Microsoft Internet Explorer, Netscape, MSN Explorer, AOL, Opera, Mozilla, Mozilla Firefox, Mozilla Firebird, Avant Browser, MyIE2, and all other popular browsers to automatically handle your downloads. You can also drag and drop files, or use Internet Download Manager from command line. Internet Download Manager can dial your modem at the set time, download the files you want, then hang up or even shut down your computer when it's done.

link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/nnwwztxiiqe/IDM 5.18.rar

UltraISO Premium Edition 9.35

UltraISO can extract, create, edit, and convert CD/DVD image files. It can directly edit an ISO file, make ISO images from CD/DVD-ROMs, create a new ISO from files and folders on your computer, and make bootable CDs and DVDs. In addition, UltraISO can convert nearly all known CD and DVD image formats to ISO, BIN/CUE, Nero (NRG), Alcohol 120% (MDS/MDF), and CloneCD (CCD/IMG/SUB) formats, as well as burn CD/DVD images directly with built-in burning engine and emulate ISO images with up to 8 virtual CD/DVD drives.

link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/wmnmonimqmj/UltraISO_Premium_v9.3.5.2716.rar

Pick Up Lines for Hard To Get Girls!!!

Nanaginip ako…

nakita kong
may batang lumapit sayo at
nagsabi:

“gus2 mong balde?”

ikaw ay nagtaka..

kayat kanyang winika:

“umaapaw kc ang
kagandahan mo..”

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boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai?

girl: huh? baket? birthday mo ngayon?

boy: hindi ko birthday. wala lang. i just want to siomai love for you..

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Hi Goodmorning
can i ask u nasan ka kagabi?

bakit wala ka sa panaginip ko?

d tuloi sweet ang dream ko.


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ikaw ha..
puro ka tlga lakwatsa..

pati sa panaginip ko
nakakarating ka..

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Boy: Miss naliligaw po ako pede po pakituro ang daan?

Girl: Saan ka ba nakatira ?

Boy: dyan po sa puso mo


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boy: miss may slot pb?
gurl: saan?

boy: sa puso mo..

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boy: bzzzz i'm a bee bzzzz
gurl: ano pinagsasabi mo jan, nasiraan ka ba?
boy: pwede bang ako nalang ang bee?
gurl (laughs) ano kaya trip netoh. ahah cge na nga
boy: yahoo! i'm a bee and you'll be my honey..

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girl : pano kung kunwari..

boy : kunwari ano?

girl : mapunta tau sa isang sitwasyon.. na isa lng pwede mong piliin

boy : huh?

girl : kunwari.. nalulunod ako at ung kapatid mo.. tapos isa lng samin pwede mo iligtas... sino samin ililigtas mo?

boy : uhmmm.. syempre ung kapatid ko..

girl : (sad face) sabi ko na nga ba eh T.T

boy : ililigtas ko ung kapatid.. tapos babalikan kita...

girl : e sabi na isa lng pwede iligtas eh

boy : alam ko...

girl : bat mo ko babalikan?

boy : sasamahan kitang malunod.. para d na tau mag kahiwalay pa..

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If nothing last forever
will you be my nothing?

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Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
Girl: Why?
Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine..

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sana naging damit na lang ako...

...para kahit minsan i-try mo ko, kung bagay ako sayo...


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sana naging camera nalng ako,

para sa tuwing titingin ako sayo...

ngingitian mo ko..u

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pwede ba kitang habulin?


sabi kasi sa commercial:

habulin mo happiness mo!

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ui san ka? pde mo ba ko smahan?...

...forever? --,

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if nothing last forever...

...will you be my nothing?..ehehe..

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here...

let me tie your shoe laces,

so you wont fall for anyone else..
~ ahihi

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kung posporo ka,

at

posporo ako...


...teNteNenen...

..eh di

MATCH tayo!

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lets commit the perfect crime:

i'LL steal your heart...

and you steal mine...

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bkt ba lagi kang nakasabit dyan?

e, pwede ka namang mahulog sakin.

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aanhin mo pa ang bahay nyo..

kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko..

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kung ikaw ay puno at ako ay baging,

pwde ba kitang gapangin?

un un eh! haha

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aq na mgba2yad ng tuition fee mo..

bsta ang pgaaralan mu lang ay mahalin ako

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kung globe ka at globe ako...

at lahat ay posible sa globe...

posible bang maging tayo?

haha katibay!

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hi, excuse me relihyoso ka ba?

..ikaw kasi sagot sa mga panalangin ko

~ toinks!

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alam mo,

minsan,

gusto kitang patirin bigla..

para dretsong mahulog ka sakin..

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bastos ka din noh?

pano, di ka man lang kasi kumakatok...

tuloy2 ka lang pumasok sa puso ko..

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Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

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Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??

Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

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Uy picture tayo!!

Para ma-develop tayo!!

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Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??

Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

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Can i take your picture??

'Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

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Exam ka ba??

Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

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Lecture mo ba ako??

Lab kasi kita..

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Centrum ka ba??

Kasi you make my life complete!!

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Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??

Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

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Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??

Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

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Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??

Kasi type kita..

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I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..

'Coz i can't last a day without you!!

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Ibibili kita ng salbabida..

Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

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Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??

Single kasi ako eh..

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Me lisensya ka ba??

Coz you're driving me crazy eh..

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1May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??

May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang oras ko..

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Am i a bad shooter??

Coz i keep on missing you..

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Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??

O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

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Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??

Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

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Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??

Because you give meaning to my life..

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Bangin ka ba??

Nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

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Pustiso ka ba??

Kasi, can't smile without you..

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Pagod na pagod ka na noh??

Maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..


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Me butas ba puso mo??

Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!

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Anung height mo??

Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

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Hey, did you fart??

Coz you blew me away!!

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Sana "V" na lang ako..

Para i'm always right next to "U"

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Ako ay isang exam...kaya sagutin mo na ako...

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Mag empake ka...sama ka sakin....punta tayo home for the aged......

Kasi i wanna grow old with you......

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Alarm clock ka ba?

Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso.....

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Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?......

Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo.....

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Nung mahalin kita.....daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa......

I can't move on....

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Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?

Pag ngumiti ka kc...may spark....

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"Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..

Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.."

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You look like someone I know

My next Girlfriend

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Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo!

Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.

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Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa...

You know, we just click.

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Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na 'to,

O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?

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May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist...

Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

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Kung may business ako, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura,

'Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa'yo lang ako magmamahal.

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Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta...

Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.

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Miss meron ka ba ERASER??

Hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

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Papapulis kita

Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko..

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I lost my number.

Can i have yours?

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I forgot your name.

***Can i call you mine?

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thanks to tristan cafe and nakboo26

Smart Money Fund Transfer Service

1. Go to SMART Menu and select SMART Money.
2. Select Transfer and press OK.
3. Select Others, press OK.
4. Enter your beneficiary’s SMART Money number (5577 5158 0109 8103), press OK.
5. You will receive a prompt message, press OK.
6. Select source of funds, press OK.
7. Enter amount you would like to send, press OK.
8. You will receive a prompt message to confirm your transaction, press OK.
9. Enter W-PIN, press OK.
10. You will receive a confirmation message of your transaction.

Reset for Canon MP190 series

solution 1

plug the printer to the power source
press stop/reset buttons together power buttons
while pressing power button click stop/reset 4x
w8 to initialize first the printer if the lead or display become 0
press stop/reset 4x..............


solution 2

whoever filled your inks should have expalined to you on how to do it if it was filled professionally,
just turn on machine
hold down the stop/reset button for a while
it will bypass the inks sensor and let you print but your machine wont know how much ink are in the tanks but it will work and you will have to do this everytime you get your inks filled.